Jumbo Package: Just how dumb was LSU prepared to be? Very, very dumb.

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Players of the Year X 2

To the surprise of absolutely no one, Will Anderson Jr. and Bryce Young were named the AP’s SEC Players of the Year. Anderson has already begun to collect his hardware, including the defensive Heisman. And Young will be on the stage Saturday evening in New York...very likely to collect ‘Bama’s fourth Heisman Trophy, and the first for a UA quarterback.

But, it was not just the nerds behind laptop screens who decided these two were the best of the SEC. Yesterday, the SEC Coaches made their pick, and also named Will and Bryce their players of the year for the conference.

Congratulations to both men. Roll Tide.

CBS Sports Annual All-American team dropped yesterday, and the Tide netted four players on the first team (bet you can name them!), with Jordan Battle earning Second-Team honors.

The rest of the SEC had six combined All-Americans.
Jimmies and Joes > Xs and Os.

After just three full seasons of the Early Signing Period, there is news out that the NCAA may wind up aborting it all together. This, despite that fact that 80% of players are signing during the December ESP.

Why? On one hand is the cold calculus of protecting coaches, and by extension, hopefully improving seasons and bowl bids. On the other, is that firing a lame duck early protects the incoming class, or at least lets programs know where they need to go in terms of recruiting.

This year’s spate of mid-season firings is what triggered the alarm among administrators:

Speaking Wednesday at the Sports Business Journal Learfield Intercollegiate Athletics Forum, Big 12 commissioner Bob Bowlsby said the college football oversight committee was debating whether or not to eliminate the December early signing period, per SI’s Ross Dellenger. Also on the table was moving the early signing period back to January.

The late-December signing period was instituted in 2017, and has had a massive effect on the sport at large. This year’s uptick in midseason firings can be tied directly to the early signing period, as schools feel a heightened sense of urgency to have a new head coach in place in time to salvage a recruiting class.

Notice who’s not being mentioned here, right? The players themselves.

As usual, the NCAA doesn’t particularly care about the needs or wants of the incoming crop of recruits, except to the extent that collectively form a quality class for the next coach.

Selfishly, I have rather enjoyed the ESP. It has greatly cut down on shenanigans, signing day productions, months-long diva drama, and overall has helped cement rosters earlier.

Players that are serious about Alabama, and thus their career, will put their name on the dotted line before Christmas.

The Senior Bowl began officially extending invitations yesterday, and two Tide players have already accepted:

The Senior Bowl has been announcing accepted invites to the 2022 edition of the showcase over the past few weeks. Alabama had seven players on the preseason watchlist and so far two Crimson Tide seniors have accepted their invites: defensive lineman Phidarian Mathis and running back Brian Robinson.

I could not be happier for both of these guys. Phil Mathis finally had the breakout season we have been predicting for him the last two-plus years. Mathis is second on the team in TFL and has racked up a quiet 8.5 sacks from the nose, second behind The Terminator.

As for Robinson, I think we’re all delighted for him. In B Rob’s first season as RB1, the steady workhorse plugged away behind a pedestrian (for Alabama) offensive line en route to a 1000-yard, 14-touchdown season. He has added pass catching to his repertoire, and shown a lot of resilience and toughness when being tasked with being the man in the backfield.

Congratulations to this pair; I’m certain more will follow.

We covered this a few days ago, but further research has revealed a very interesting fact. Alabama Basketball’s sweep of the national player of the week honors? That’s only the second time in school history it has happened in the 31 years of the awards.

Amazing. Whatever Nate Oats is earning, give him a raise.

And get that man his new gym up, pronto. Don’t make me write my annual nastygram about Coleman Coliseum.

First Jeff Scott. Then Brent Venables. Now, the last of the trio that made Dabo Swinney’s career appears to also be on his way to greener pastures, with news that OC Tony Elliott has emerged as the frontrunner for the Virginia Cavaliers job.

Swinney has already had difficulty recruiting and developing elite depth, and this season showed the effects of losing just one of those outstanding coordinators. Now, with the loss of Clemson’s chief recruiter and the best DC in the nation, and the final architect of the Watson/Sunshine offense, we’ll see what Dabo is exactly capable of. He has been propped up by some outstanding coordinators throughout his career: Billy Napier, Kevin Steele, Venables, Scott, Chad Morris, and Elliot among them.

It’s not academic either. The ACC is about to get a whole lot more competitive — the hiring of Cristobal in Miami, with Mack at UNC, with an improving Louisville and Florida State, with Clawson and Doeren staying put at Wake and NC State, how he replaces these key pieces will determine the power balance of the ACC for years to come. And that doesn’t even factor in how well Brent Pry and Tony Elliott will do at the Virginia schools.

Was 2021 a blip on the radar? We’ll see. Tell me who he hires and I can tell you whether it will be another 9-win year and a resounding loss in the Meineke Car Care Bowl or whether he will field a Playoff contender. Grab your popcorn!

#NeverDabo

Speaking of dumbasses.

Just how dumb were the LSU Tigers administrators prepared to be in searching for Ed Orgeron’s replacement? Exceptionally, jaw-droppingly dumb — even for Louisiana.

The #BeatBama psychosis hit Baton Rouge hard. They were willing to give Jimbo Fisher an 8-year, $125-million to come right the ship. You know, the Jimbo Fisher that a 6-6 LSU team beat just this season.

As expected (and as I’ve shit-talked about on Twitter many times), Jimbo was always going to turn down that offer, no matter how lucrative. Let’s count the ways, shall we?

He’s built a crootin’ empire at A&M, a school with near-infinite resources and some of the best facilities in the country. There is zero personal income tax in Texas. The apparatus of state is not teetering on the brink of financial collapse every year. It is a “happening” and growing state, with College Station being situated just outside of America’s fastest growing major city. There’s no NCAA investigation underway. There are world class medical facilities at-hand for his son. It is much, much safer than Baton Rouge. It is also one of the nation’s most rabid, but sane fanbases — a group who are nuttier than squirrel shit but happen to have far more realistic expectations. And he’s just a great fit overall.

Those are just a dozen off the top of my head. There are dozens more you could list.

So, enjoy your Domer sloppy seconds, Kelly’s bad fake accent, and the continued beatings from your betters, Tigers...at least until the COI drops a rock on you from orbit.

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Best DC?

Eh, maybe against an offensive staff who had more infighting than the Hatfields and McCoys. God thing he’s never gotten to coach against a staff like that, right? RIGHT?

God thing? They are NOT Gawd's team, SIR.

According to pundits prior to last Saturday,

Gawd’s team was the dwags

Their Richt has abandoned them!

It is funny

that when UGA had Richt they kept talking about how he was running a morally superior program. In essence they sold their team as all a bunch of choir boys, which they were not of course. They sold them as a group worthy of admiration for their character.

However, eventually Richt had to go because he could not win a NC. His over all record seems fine to me.

Enter Kirby. Now no one has every accused him of being of the highest moral character or faith but they felt he could give them a NC.

Well, thus far, he has not. Of course he may still do it this year if they can get it together. Nevertheless to date he has been no more successful than the guy they fired in regards to winning a NC. And you know the arrest of his top LB during the season did not help their chances nor help their moral superiority. In so many ways UGA owes Richt an apology. He did nothing wrong.

My favorite Spurrier line of all time

Is the one about how he liked playing Georgia early in the season because he knew they would always have a couple of players suspended.

Technically Kirby has been quite a bit better.

In the sense he’s had them in the hunt for a NC and even in the big game. What I find strange is that UGA fans are being a whole lot harder on Kirby than Richt.

^^^^THIS^^^^^

However, as one who lives amongst the, I can assure the reason is simple: they are all a bunch of assholes.

In that way, they look every bit as desperate for a return to championship status as... well, Michigan.

I’m not very fond of the UGA fans I have come in contact with. Snooty bastards. And whoever here mentioned the Mad Max-Joker thing some of their fans have going on – WTF are they thinking???

Richt was infamously undercut by his AD at every turn

Kirby’s benefitted from a massive expansion in budget and resources. The GA state leg actually modified the state records law at Kirby’s request, so his program has a 90 day window to comply. Etc

Sun, stars, moon. Now they want results.

This is kind of fascinating. The stink of overreaching ambition.

That made him extremely powerful, but with a lot expected of him. I supposed when the power brokers suddenly expect A LOT of a coach, it can’t help but filter down into the everyday fans.

Richt had teams in contention just as many times as Kirby

While he may not have had a chance to play in the NC, Kirby has had the advantage of the playoffs system. Richt’s 2001, 2007, and even the 2012 teams very likely would have mad a playoff if it had been around.

Richt coached in one NC.

That was the one before our scrimmage with Notre Dame.

I'll grant you that. I wish Kirby would start losing players to the legal system at the rate Richt did.

Dabo is aboard a sinking ship at this point.

He’s been lucky over the years keeping his staff. That’s not the case at this point. It’ll be interesting to see if the Clemson dynasty is over.

We had to wait years for this.

I am very pleased with this general turn of events. It’s been a long time coming and I cannot wait to hear the sanctimonious calls to faith in the years to come as that complete goddamned PHONY is exposed as the insecure wannabe-poor cosplayer he really is.

I like the cut of your gib, SIR.

Why thank you. Likewise. Always good to know I'm not alone in my disdain for fakery.

Dabo has been LARPing all along.

I remember that ridiculously-awkward tiktok video he did where he tried doing & saying something really hip and cool and instead he just looked and sounded like a head injury recipient.

Dabo is Coach O with longevity.

Or a lower sex drive.

Or is it a sex drive "the right way"?

#TooMuchInformation
#NewDefinitionofPizzaParty
#OstarineIsAnEDMedication

I cannot wait until Clemson regresses.

I will see fewer and fewer of those ugly-tastic fair-weather tiger paw stickers festooned upon every truck in the area. People here in "southern" North Carolina will fight you over the shade of blue you wear in basketball season, but they’ve jumped on the Clemmy bandwagon for football so fast that it toppled the goddamn thing over.

I’ve already chatted with one in the grocery line. "We’ll be back," was the general consensus. I asked him who Dabo was going to get to replace Venables. He suggested "promoting from within" which would be totally to Dabo’s MO and also likely an unmitigated disaster. I responded, "Hope so!"

I wish Bama could be the team

That finishes that fraud program off, to the tune of 63-0.

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